somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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