At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
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