mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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