you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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