just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
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