MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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