There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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