All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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