How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
you had me at cake vodka
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
