dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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