Need sex. Gaining weight.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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