Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
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