Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
