He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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