You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
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