i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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