we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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