I think I died a long time ago.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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