Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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