FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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