I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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