Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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