i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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