Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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