The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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