What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
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