No, you can still breathe under the balls.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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