Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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