he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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