Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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