he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Randomize
