I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
i came on her dog
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Randomize
