Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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