Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Randomize
