But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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