I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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