NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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