About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Randomize
