While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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