Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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