Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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