So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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