Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
dude i'm inner monologue high
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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