I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
