Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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