if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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