At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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