You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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