i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
