i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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