Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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