They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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