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(313): View more from Michigan

These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden

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(231): View more from Michigan

Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.

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(212): View more from New York

This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.

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(708): View more from Illinois

That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!

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(928): View more from Arizona

its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob

(1-931): View more from Tennessee

Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic

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(404): View more from Georgia

If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.

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