she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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