when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
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